I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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