Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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