I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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