worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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