So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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