the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just googled if crying burns calories
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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