I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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