i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
