i just had sex bonerless
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Text me some of your sweat
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