Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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