I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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