Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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