I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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