he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
tell me about the eggs
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