I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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