what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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