Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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