I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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