Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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