How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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