My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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