so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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