Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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