Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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