normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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