i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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