She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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