The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
soo... how was my night?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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