To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
