But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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