you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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