"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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