I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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