It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dick very happy bro
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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