if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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