Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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