I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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