worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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