I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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