So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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