i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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