that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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