Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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