Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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