Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
i think my cat just said my name.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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