He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
My bed smells like the plague
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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