The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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