I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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