just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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