what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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